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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
My dear friend - you look good and I would never assume the two of you weren't together. You had it going on and had the bad boy image working for you. I only wished that at one of the trade shows I had spent more time with you and got to know you better.
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Thanks mate - Thing is though, it was true that whenever we were at a public event (Meet & Greet etc) I was always falling fowl of security. Why am I in this area? Why am I taking photos? Who am I ? etc etc...
That's my wife, was my genuine reply. Yeah right, as if... No really, what are you doing here? I'm gonna have to ask you to leave - Where is your entry ticket? I dont have an entry ticket mate, that's my wife, we were brought in through the back door - Yeah sure you were... Do I need to call for backup? etc etc...
We would then have to play an elaborate game where I would have to try and get Lays attention across a crowded room, and point to ring fingers (She understood that signal as it happened so often) where she would point to her ring finger and give us an exaggerated 'Thumbs Up' sign, or even if she was a bit nearer, yell 'Married Yes?' to which she would shout YES! back etc... (Destroying the illusion that she was 'Single & Available' to any and all fans who were waiting in line to meet her)
Messy & annoying... However, once I began just saying 'Im her Security' that was fine - No more questions, not a second glance - Guy would just go on to the next person and ask them what they were doing...
Never happened at more industry lead events of course - Even people who didn't 'know me' knew my hair and knew I was always at those events, or if it was something official like the AVN show, Id be issued an 'access all areas' badge with the two red ribbons they used to use, so no problems there...
But if I could have a dollar for everytime some security challenged me at a more public event, I wouldnt be saying 'i cunt a4d...' all the time
