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Old 03-23-2023, 05:30 PM  
Tube Ace
So Fucking Banned
 
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If your old ass could comprehend better, I stated one of my many projects was making $100 per month.

Even though Pimp C had the better verse, "I'm a pimp in every sense of the word" is a line from the song Big Pimpin'.



Guess who Jay-z wifed up... a virgin Beyonce, not a single mom.

The song reminds me of Spring Break 2000 in Panama City Beach when I as an 18 year old had an obnoxiously loud Ford Expedition packed with speakers and 5 hot young women from Georgia all who I picked up myself while my dumb ass friend was busy getting us kicked out of the Holiday Inn Sunspree Resort where I had us put up for the week.

Funny story... While siting in stop-and-go traffic on the main strip in PCB making out with the blonde in the passenger seat, my foot slipped off the brake and a cop watched me rear-end the pickup in front of me. I was probably legally DWI but only got ticketed for improper lane usage. The cop must have liked my style and knew I was the motherfuckin man. I can't believe that was 23 years ago already.
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