Me: Internet 'stuff'...
If they want more, 'I guide people with their purchasing decisions'
Them: What decisions?
Me: You know, Amazon... Stuff like that.
Them: Do you have a website to show me?
Me: No, I dont. I dont need one.
Them: So how do you do it? How do you 'Guide Them'?
Me: Social Media - I make recommendations
Them: show me your Social Media
Me: Sure (Show Bland Boring Account)
Them: We hear that you like poo?
Me: Do you like poo?
Them: Yes of course... Who doesn't lik poo?
Then we both soil ourselves... Works every time
Well works everytime in my fantasy scenario anyway... Fing is, i cunt a4d2 travel...
