I'm still waiting to hear back about my suggestion to reboot 'Family Fortunes'...
I suggested renaming it 'Family Fartunes' & instead of the families guessing answers to public surveys, they could instead fart different tunes, which the other family members have to guess.
Of course, for the climax, both families would go head to head in a battle to see who could shit themselves first, with the winner getting £250 & a pair of clean pants
I think would be an absolute winner, but they wont return my calls - Fuck the BBC!