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Originally Posted by baddog
How about the fact that you seemed to be all in if it was Jello?
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Yeah, I need his location. Might have somebody drop by.
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Originally Posted by NatalieK
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Well, you lay on your back pretty well. My dick has to be the star of the show, though.
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Originally Posted by TheLegacy
What's funny is he doesn't care that you fucked his mom last night - what is concerning to him is that after your visit his dog was walking funny.
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My mother is a devout Catholic and does not have pre-marital sex.
She's has been a born-again virgin since my brother was conceived in 1985. My father is the only man she had been with her entire life. She will be 70 next year.
I don't know whose pooch he screwed, but I don't have one... plus, I wouldn't be bragging about bestiality.