|
You talk about gay sex acts like you're pouring a glass of water. There's no way you're a heterosexual.
Wait I just figured it out... your wife left you because she found out you were gay and she even ignored the red flag you wore a skirt on your wedding day. Poor lady went from earning 6 figures to on drugs from being married to you. You're like the opposite of King Midas. Everything you touch turns to shit. Oh wait, does shit turn you on too?
|