Ya'll need therapy, or girlfriends, or AI to simulate a sentient being who is remotely interested in anything you do with your lives and well-being. I honestly feel sorry for you guys at this point. It's just... sad. Really.
Go for a walk and enjoy nature. Join a gym. Build some confidence in yourselves. Donate some time at a homeless shelter. Clearly, sitting at a computer 24/7 is taking a toll on your mental and physical health.