The hardest part is getting a fake job and convincing your homie to lend you his ankle monitor
King Mark: yeah she's 35 and knows she's in the Danger Zone
OHL: I love that video. My other favorite is when he asks a guy if he thinks his wife is his equal
NatalieK: *soft voice* Aye baybe, Aye baybe, you lookin fo a new pimp in yo' life?
Nutjobs like Sarettah think I'm just lucky and born beautiful like I don't have to maintain my sex appeal. Like motherfucker, you don't think I wanna eat cake and donuts and play video games all day too? Sheeeeit.
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