Originally Posted by JesseQuinn

I defer to the expert!

for real, I actually looked up comparison as I'm not familiar with either. never even heard of a summer sausage before this thread, never seen a footlong hotdog IRL; I think that's an American thing

you're right, footlongs do kinda look like cervix pokers in comparison. plus the word 'girth' always cracks me up. I'll take the summer sausage


but here we are dragging a serious thread about car pooping into the gutter. sincere apologies CS