Thread: Hot or Not What a poointless invention...
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Old 10-30-2023, 07:08 AM  
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Originally Posted by Rochard View Post
Where was this when I needed it?

I stopped in at one of my favorite pizza places in San Francisco and then headed back to Sacramento last weekend. Right before I hit the Bay Bridge my stomach was upset. The moment I got on the Bay Bridge - in bumper to bumper traffic - I had a serious problem. Of course there is no exit for the next ten minutes - long bridge and lots of traffic.

I know San Francisco pretty well but not Oakland / Berkley. I decided on a Target in Berkley. I seriously thought about pulling over and just dropping my pants.... Somehow I managed to make it.
Missed opperpoonity if you asked me - Ideal situation to just go in your pants and sit in it all the way home.

Not only would you have got to see what all the fuss was about, your wife would have even been sympathetic to your 'predicament'...

Aside from you having to hide your boner, she would never know just quite how enjoyable you found it to be...

Until you decide to use the bed next time that is...
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