That's really old school, outdated thinking...
Here's what you do in 2023...
Step 1: Purchase one of
THESE for £6.99 from B&Q
Step 2: Inflate it, then go and sit in it on the beach
Step 3: Aggressively demand Food & Money from passers by... Shout loudly & aggressively about it being your 'Human Rights' - This will result in them calling the police.
Step 4: When police arrive, tell them in broken english that you have just arrived in the UK from abroad, and refuse to tell them your name or where you are from...
Step 5: Relax as you find yourself in a 5 Star hotel over Xmas, along with daily money allowance to spend as you wish. Once the weather turns warmer, simply just leave whenever you choose to and go home...
That's the modern way to do it...
