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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober
Step 4: When police arrive, tell them in broken english that you have just arrived in the UK from abroad, and refuse to tell them your name or where you are from...
Step 5: Relax as you find yourself in a 5 Star hotel over Xmas, along with daily money allowance to spend as you wish. Once the weather turns warmer, simply just leave whenever you choose to and go home...
That's the modern way to do it...  |
why not just take a trip to France, lose your passport & all evidence of you...
then just make your way back to the UK & make sure you get caught when you´re in Dover
could buy some cheap beer while you´re near Belgium