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Originally Posted by Tjeezers
You probably look disgusting, and over weight.
I hope she rips you off!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tjeezers
You probably look disgusting, and over weight.
I hope she rips you off!
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Yeah I'm definitely not as good looking as I once was and I often smell bad and am dirty from doing outdoorsy stuff. Got some hair on my back and yes have a bit of a gut. But I still have lots of testosterone so I guess they sense my virility. Morning wood is still very common. I take them up on National Forest roads and go shooting. That's foreplay. Nothing beats getting fucked in a tent in the wilderness near an area where yet another middle aged adventurous white woman just got eaten by a brown bear. They can't get this type of excitement from the younger guys. Seeing brown bears up close makes makes them feel something they have never experienced. Especially at night using thermal vision. Then when they hang out with their goofy twink college classmates they don't even take them seriously anymore. "Hey Ava wanna go on a hike with me?". Snoozefest! Less back hair but still boring.