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Originally Posted by VikingMan
Yeah I'm definitely not as good looking as I once was and I often smell bad and am dirty from doing outdoorsy stuff. Got some hair on my back and yes have a bit of a gut. But I still have lots of testosterone so I guess they sense my virility. Morning wood is still very common. I take them up on National Forest roads and go shooting. That's foreplay. Nothing beats getting fucked in a tent in the wilderness near an area where yet another middle aged adventurous white woman just got eaten by a brown bear. They can't get this type of excitement from the younger guys. Seeing brown bears up close makes makes them feel something they have never experienced. Especially at night using thermal vision. Then when they hang out with their goofy twink college classmates they don't even take them seriously anymore. "Hey Ava wanna go on a hike with me?". Snoozefest! Less back hair but still boring.
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"wanna come back to my place and watch me play XBox for 13 hours?"
fuck the haters. we're all getting older. i wonder the last time these haters felt anything wet under a skirt. does Tjeezers wife even let him sniff her panties anymore?
old guys/girls fucking hot babes/dudes is what this industry is all about. if you hate on that, get the fuck out of here.
too many of these gfy bastards have lost their way. there's too much PC in this thread. i'm anti-PC and so is my brand. that used to be the standard in our industry....
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