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My advice to anybody who has to deal with corruption is to work with corruption meaning "go with the flow". I got ruled against by a flagrantly corrupt female cunt of judge in a civil case. The other party then brought me back to court for contempt thinking they were going to get me thrown in jail however little the they know I had spent the last month talking to dozens of attorneys in the city and hearing rumors that the judge had "a thing" for this certain attorney. I hired him and sure enough the second we walked in the courtroom it was like that female judge had went back 10 years and menopause had reversed itself. She wanted to have little Italian babies with my attorney it was obvious. Although I highly doubt her polluted womb would ever be able to produce anything other than a demon.
I'm not gay but I got admit it was very handsome and dashing in his designer suit. You should have seen the looks on their faces when they got denied and the entire case got turned around.
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