Originally Posted by VikingMan

The other party then brought me back to court for contempt thinking they were going to get me thrown in jail however little the they know I had spent the last month talking to dozens of attorneys in the city and hearing rumors that the judge had "a thing" for this certain attorney. I hired him and sure enough the second we walked in the courtroom it was like that female judge had went back 10 years and menopause had reversed itself. She wanted to have little Italian babies with my attorney it was obvious.