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Originally Posted by MatureKing
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You working on a 3rd?
Your One Night With You book, the 20 short stories, reminds me of one of the books I have 1/2 finished. I call it:
"Applause: 10 stories of how people got the clap"
I have like half the stories written, loosely based on my life and people I know. One of the times was when I was dating this hot chick with huuuuuuge tits, she was a hairdresser and she sold drugs on the side, kind of a "boss bitch" type of woman. Anyways, I got the clap from her after she went on some Alaskan cruise and got banged by some dude she met on the ship, she came back and hung out at my place and we fucked, and like a week later my dick was burning. I went and got the pills for it and it was all good, but I didn't say shit to her.
I threw a house party like a week later and she showed up and was really affectionate towards me at the start, but my buddy in TV and Film, he was totally into her and kept using these passive aggressive statements about how I had been posting "all these babes" on my Facebook while she was gone, and just dropping all these hints in front of her that I wasn't into her. I mean, I was, but after getting the clap, I was definitely not going to fuck her that night. Then he was dancing with her, twirling her, and he even took a fake flower I had in a flower pot, put it in his mouth, and did a special little dance for her. It was pretty over-the-top that he kept trying to woo her that night.
Knowing she had the clap, I was like, haha, this is a good chance to let him fuck her and get it. So I started mixing drinks for them both and talking up how cool his apartment was. (it wasn't as cool as mine at all.)
Sure enough, he took her home that night and banged her, and then like a couple weeks later, his OTHER girlfriend took to social media and put him on blast for giving HER the clap... I was laughing sooooooo hard! He never knew that I knew...