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Originally Posted by Pad
bring back hoes we used to have bitches
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Hoeflation is out of control!
One of the strippers I was hired to drive around this Christmas told me that she made more money than any other stripper she knew because she does cam shows and findom. She said the thing that has helped her make more money is by learning other languages and being able to talk dirty in multiple languages. French, Japanese, Spanish and she said "Persian" and I guess she was talking about Farsi.
When I was at the strip club around Christmas in Kelowna, I couldn't believe how little money was actually thrown up on stage. The last time I had been to a strip club, years previous, people were throwing waaaaaay more money. Then one of the times I was at Cheetah's in Las Vegas, the entire stage was covered in money. Okay maybe not the ENTIRE stage, but there were piles and piles of money. Also, the crowd was positively excited and would cheer and smack the counter-tops and stomp their feet and shit. I remember waaaaaaay higher levels of excitement! I think Ivo from Screwed Up Movies smacked one of the stripper's asses and almost got us kicked out, I can't quite remember.
Last time I was at the Kelowna strip club, hardly anyone threw any money on stage, and like nobody clapped. The girls were working it so hard, one even did a flaming hula hoop and sparklers on her bra show, and barely anyone had a pulse in that place. I don't even enjoy going to see strippers and I still threw up a couple of bucks for her and clapped for each girl. The vibe in there was about as exciting as a retirement home. So fucking weird. Canadians are so goddamn fucking weird now.