View Single Post
Old 02-06-2024, 01:52 PM  
JesseQuinn
feeding the wolves
 
JesseQuinn's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: between sand and stars in Jamaica
Posts: 6,244
Quote:
Originally Posted by LouiseLloyd View Post
Elvis had nearly 15kg of shit inside him when he died
how is that even possible?

yesterday I took my cats to the V.E.T. (a word so awful it cannot be spoken) for their yearly checkups

my youngest (she REALLY likes her food; she will eat anything, even fucks with my salad) weighed in at 14 lbs. she's not 'fat' exactly, as she scampers around a lot, but she has a large frame and a bit of a tummy

15 kg would be more than twice the weight of my gyal, and she's mighty hefty lugging her in her cat carrier

15 kg of shit in his colon? that's like what, 30 lbs or so?

if true, dang. either way, what an embarrassing way to go out
JesseQuinn is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote