Hey yo!!!
So the little rural valley I live in has so little rainfall and while it is raining in communities nearby, this little valley is nice and sunny! Also, I have a patio that perfectly faces west, so in the afternoon I can get an amazing blast of that sweet, sweet cancer ray.
Back when I used to make the most money, I would tan all the time. Tanning does give me an energy boost, so I've been thinking about tanning again, but I'm totally out of the loop on lotions and shit people are using to track their tanning, enhance it, or whatever.
Any tips to be a bronze Canadian tan-god this season?
I'm looking for a nice deep orange like Trump, so when I post my photos, 2MuchCucked gets mad!
