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Where can I read on spray tans?
I actually like sun bathing. Like laying in the sun for an hour a day, 30 mins each side, with some lotion and headphones on.
I can get SO supercharged mentally and physically like this. Looking forward to this like crazy.
Gonna try Jesse's lotion recommendations. The shitty part about tanning is if you use the wrong lotion you'll feel like a fucking greaseball even after a shower, and some lotions attract bugs like crazy. I was stung multiple times and attacked by gross beetles last time I wore a lotion and tanned in my backward. Fucking shit man, fuck that! Fuck bugs yo, nothing more gross than nature with its little bug drones swarming you like with that buzzzzzzz. Buzzzz. Buzzzz. I watched so many Ukraine / Russian war videos with their drones killing people on full volume with the drone buzz, and when I tan, I hear that buzz in my ear and I flashback to all of the brutal drone execution videos I've seen, bodies blown apart, I don't see Ukrainians or Russians, I just see people, and the murder is so horrific, so sick man.
Wow tanning is gonna be fun this year!
I'm gonna claim Blackness.
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