Yummy! Now tell me... Is that before or after you ate the sausage?
& How many times CAN you eat the sausage? I understand the law of diminishing returns, but that looks promising
EDITED TO ADD: Just a thought... I'd refer to it as Pan
Dropped Sausage - Slightly more accurate. I mean, you may fry it once initially, but every other time it will have been dropped into the toilet pan. So 'Pan Dropped Sausage' is better I think