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I'm thinking the most extravagant luxury item I want is:
Natalie Portman.
I don't know if I can afford it but it's one of a kind and would look great in my house, car, or our kids' bar mitzvahs.
I also plan on getting a plane and a Caribbean house. And a full time team of lawyers to right the wrongs in society.
I am not eccentric yet. One day I will be. Until then I'll just be weird and creepy.
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