This was my old one - Many years of trusty service, but she passed away in the early hours of this morning - RIP...
So, I decided it was time to upgrade...
None of this 'i cunt a4d' BS... I decided to push the boat out and grab a flagship model... Ordered this morning - Just arrived!
Here it is!
See ! told you I went all out! Its even a flip phone! Cant wait for the ladies to see me pull out this bad boy... Hope their boyfriends dont get too jealous...
Its a real powerful phone so I've been told by the salesman - Thats why its got like all pics of explosives all over the cardboard box it came in!
2G as well! He said that means its twice as good as my old one...
Anyhoo - Its charging up now. Said it will take between 24/36 hours, but once its done, I'm gonna surf GFY on it...
Sorry for the poor quality pics, but i cunt a4d2 turn a light on...
So incase you cant make it out, that little brown 'rosette' isn't a splash of poo, but a certification that its their 50 year anniversary. They been making mobile phones for 50 years! Cool - I'm gonna have a real blast with this one, I can just feel it!