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Originally posted by stevecore
tHIS IS MY ALL TIME FAV:
Man: "Have I shown you my magic watch?"
Woman: "No, what does it do?"
Man: "It tells me you are not wearing any underwear."
Woman: "Well it must be broken because I am wearing
underwear!"
Man: "Hmm... It must be an hour fast."
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LOL I love that one.. will have to remember that
