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No, it's actually Mar's scam gravity pulling us towards the sun that did it. It's a planetary conspiracy against Putin's exports.
Everything except us, we're too insignificant to control climate/weather (basically the same shit, right?) with things like perpetual fuel fire, hurricane nukes, sharpies and HAARP and such.
Might as well defund trying to predict and assess these dumb ass things anyway. It's all a hoax, waste of money monitoring everything around us for threats of hoaxes and natural earth cycles. This place sucks anyway, those of us that matter are colonizing Mars soon.
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