Bro if I made $1,000 more USD a month than I make now, my life would be fucking amazing again, haha.
NOT working a 9-5 job, that is... having a job is the WORST thing in life... holy fuck... My GOD working a job is beyond shit.
Imagine sitting at a desk for 8 hours a day, you can't leave, you can't work on what you want, you have to answer phones, deal with retards in a nice way, have to go to meetings where your co-worker wipes boogers under the table, and your other co-worker farts constantly. Then your female-office mate with a face like an old shoe wears low-cut tank tops and leans over your desk trying to get you to look at her tits when she's got food stuck between her teeth because her husband is a complete beta and she's looking to cheat with just about anyone.
Meanwhile, if you're competent at work, the one manager above you will literally sabotage the dispatch board or other things at work just to cover up the fact that you out-perform them because they're 15+ years older than you and can barely use a computer after 10 years at the company.
Or, when you create a social media account to put the word out for training and to hire more people, that same old bitch makes her own social media account under the company's name with a "2" on the end to compete with you, can't compete, then demands the user/password for the account you setup and then tweets/promotes the company for 2 days and stops, then at the next meeting YOU get blamed for the social media account being dormant.
Yeah... 9-5 jobs... fuck off!