Another cool game you could play to pass the time, would be to shit the bed!
Rules are, you need to see how many times, back to back, you can get away with it, without the nurse getting pissed off at you!
1st time, they will be really nice, and say oh don't worry, 'accidents happen' & all smiles as they clean up... 2nd & 3rd time, you will see some signs of annoyance... But the goal is to get one to say 'For Fucks Sake! Again? Really???
Then you tell them that you 'like poo' & it will be all smiles and laughs again, as they will totally get the reference 'Oh! Your not CS from GFY are you! Look staff, we have a celebrity in our midst! Then you can sign a few autographs etc, & the next time you do it, it will be all smiles again...
If my fantasy is correct, the nurses will also start shitting their uniforms just for fun... That should help pass an hour or so
