Best thing about shitting in prison, is outside of the cell, the toilets are communal. Meaning that while inside the cell, you get to go infront 1 or (If you are lucky) 2 people (and watch them go too) in the communal toilets, you can enjoy multiple people at once - No barriers, no doors, cubicles etc... All the toilets are out together in the open - You can not only see every detail - You can also smell everything too - Glorious!
2nd best thing was that the toilet paper was outside, at the entrance. Meaning that if kept a close eye on it, and someone you particularly wanted to watch / smell grabbed some paper and went in, then that was your cue to follow...
I miss being in prison...
It was hawt!