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Originally Posted by Emil
But I assume you pay off the phone, it's included in that crazy high phone bill, right?
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Noooo...
I would never steal. I own the phone, it is a paid-off iPhone 13 thanks to help from a nice member of GFY!
What happened was, I got the bill at the same time my landlord demanded I move my broken down van, so I ordered a fuel pump, but when I installed the pump, because I couldn't afford coolant in my van, I used water, and in the summer it broke down and I was busy drinking tons to get rid of COVID rage, so I never put coolant in it, so, over winter, the block froze and pushed out a freeze plug! (The part of an engine designed to pop if the block freezes.)
Soooo... I had to order a freeze plug, which made me order a headgasket set, which made... you get the point, so I got distracted and broke, so I didn't pay the bill, then I had to make a long distance call related to my USA Passport status, and that was one hella expensive call at $100 basically, and then I got my phone suspended and it was a $60 re-connect fee, so when I got my next bill, it was fat swole all the way up to $240 which is a total ass rape when you're a broke as fuck artist like myself!
Luckily, I have some gigs working out to make money, but hooooooooly fuck, getting a $240 bill when my kid and baby momma are visiting me is just such a kick in the balls. I really want to be able to afford to take them to a number of the local AirBNBs I found, whole bunch of really nice cabins on lakefront for cheap nearby, and $240... fuuuuuck, that's like...
