Originally Posted by Huggles

Hear me out... imagine a sex toy commercial... It is two dildos arguing about how much better they make their pussy feel, and then a 3rd dildo comes along and is like "bitch, shut the fuck up, you don't have 4 speeds, twirling pussy diddlers, and a lifetime warranty. Sit the fuck down." then the dildos with googley eyes and wigs all start fighting hood style... I bet that ad would make bank selling sex toys!

Originally Posted by asorelli

I thought you were serious until I read all this.

Now you're going on about dildos arguing with each other?!