Think it's hilarious eh? Well I'm bi, I pick his girlfriends, and if you want to turn it into a bragfest, remember what *I* do for a living... I shoot the porn, young wannabe. I deal with gorgeous women every day. I've even had sex with some of them. My hubby has too, I watched. I liked it. I pick his girlfriends. You have to pay yours. You're SUCH a fucking stud, college boy! Ohyeah, and try a little powder to get that shine on your forehead down.. or just use more Crisco, then everything will shine and we won't notice YOUR greasy ass.