Heyyyy, wait a minute... I smell a loophole here!!!
( yes yours truly is known as 'loophole dude' by lawyers all over and yes I read contracts daily for big time attorneys/corporations)
Here's the loophole. It says that there's no contact between customers and entertainers, but it didn't say between entertainers and entertainers and customers and customers!
Here's whatcha do. HIRE ALL THE CUSTOMERS for $1 buck a piece to ENTERTAIN on the stage.
They can lap dance all they want and it ain't breakin' the law!
So at the front of each bar put up a sign: ' Join our staff on stage tonight'. Make em sign a form and that way the whole bar is a stage.
Or you can just NOT have entertainment and let the dancers be customers. What customers do with one another is fair game.
Okay, now where's my 'Evil Genius' prize??? Hunh? Give it to me!
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