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Take a bunch of sleeping pills and go to sleep outdoors, in the mountains in my shorts and t-shirt. Hypothermia is the way to go.
Gunshots aren't accurate
Slitting your wrists is painful
OD is dangerous
Hanging or jumping off a building take guts and I'm a chicken
Tossing yourself in front of a train, ditto
I could go down to MLK Blvd on a Saturday night and start shouting racial slurs, but I think that might be too painful too.
I wouldn't want to try it because with my luck I'd screw it up and end up being a vegetable or parilized and my mother would end up taking care of me forever. *shudder*
No thanks!
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