michaelw

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside the bus dies. They then meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each before they enter Paradise.

They all line up and God asks the first one what the wish will be. "I want to be gorgeous", and God snaps his finger, and it is done. The second person goes to God and also wishes to be gorgeous, God again snaps his finger, and it is done. This goes on for a while but when God is half way down the line, the last guy in line starts laughing. When only ten people are left, the guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

Finally, God reaches this guy and asks what his wish will be. The guy calms down and says:

"Make them all ugly again."

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