Good one.
I've got a joke.
There was an Australian, A jew and an aborigine at the bar drinking together. They finish up their drinks, walk out the pub and onto the street where all three are hit by a truck and killed.
Fifteen minutes later the Australian is back in the pub drinking another beer. The barman looks at him and says, "Mate weren't you the bloke that just got run over and killed by a truck out front less than half an hour ago?"
The Aussie nods and explains: "We got up to the pearly gates and there was St. Peter who told us if we each gave him fifty bucks he'd send us back to Earth and we could continue on with our lives."
"No shit!" said the barman, "Where are your other two mates then?"
"Well the jew is still haggling over the price and the aborigine thinks the government should pay for it."