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What's the matter, America? Worried about Iraq, Afghanistan, the Middle East, North Korea, terrorists at home and abroad, power blackouts, the sanctity of Alaskan wilderness, oil money, air quality at Ground Zero and the world, historic national deficits, unemployment, medicine for the elderly, AIDS in Africa and down the block, nukes, education, world trade, more hanging chads and the vagaries of the odd hurricane?
Hey, relax. Despite the distraction of such pesky irritations, you may rest assured that the government has not lost sight of the real threat to our country and our way of life.
I am speaking, of course, about the scourge of pornography.
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Yea.. porn scars me more than bio chemical weapons and global warming... this is some serious shit.. we need to stop porn first and put everything else on hold...