09-26-2003, 08:35 AM
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Originally posted by AlCapone
I haven't beein in a fight... but,
A few days ago, I was at the movie theater, and some cripple and his 2 friends were yapping during the movie.
So, I did the standard "Shhhhh!" a few times to no avail.
I then had to resort to the more abrasive "Shut Up!".
At this point, the cripple looks around to find where the demand was coming from, so I helped him by raising my hand and making it plainly obvious "Over here! I'm the one who told you to Shut Up!".
Cripple said "Turn around and watch the movie man."
I said "Keep talking and see what happens!"
Cripple responded "Man, you're missing the movie, turn around and watch before you miss more of it."
I said "You NEED to shut your mouth before I come shut it for you!"
Cripple chuckled a little and turned to say something to his friends, then responds with "Whatever man... just turn around."
I said "Get up! Come on... GET UP!"
His friends bust out laughing (the girl was laughing the loudest), and he laughed for a second, then all 3 stopped for a second, realizing that I'm telling a cripple to "Get up and fight"...
After they realized that I wasn't kidding about kicking the shit out of that cripple, they backed down and shut the fuck up for the remainder of the film.
Word of advice, TAKE NO SHIT FROM ANYONE!
And if you're a cripple, you should watch your fucking mouth in public.
 
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wow, *another* tough guy. who knew?
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