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Old 09-26-2003, 02:17 PM  
freeadultcontent
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Speaking on behalf of the "cripples" (cmon at least use gimp, rubber legs, veggie cart or something else) I have a few slight suggestions and umm mental notes for future refference.

You already made it clear it was just someone in a wheelchair, so the down people ect are free and clear but as noted above avoid them like the fucking plague. Most of the "tards" are beyond strong, talking body builder on pcp strong. If provoked enough they just switch over and when it happens they do not even register pain. Yet lets move on to the "cripples".

If you get into a fight with one you already lost the fight before the first blow is even exchanged.
You may or may not physically win the fight first off. Odds are if they get a grip on you, you very well could get the a beating like you have never felt before. Keep in mind that they use their arms for everything. Meaning their arms and hands get the same workout that everyone elses arms and legs get every single day. So do not let the grab you or get a grip on you, true you may both go to the ground but it will not be pretty and besides the leverage bonus you may have, they are very use to being in that position. So if you must fight one, really heed this advice, tip their chair over and get away; End it there.
Back to the opening line, ok why you already lost the fight. There can only be two outcomes.
1. Fight starts you kick the cripples ass, bystanders see you beating a cripple and a group of people you do not know beat the fuck out of you for beating a cripple. You loose.
2. Fight starts, cripple gets ahold of you and somehow beats your ass. Bystanders see this, so do your friends ect. Aside from the beating, you get the reputation of being owned by a cripple. Still may result in future ass kicking by bystanders for fighting a cripple anyways. You loose.

Oh yeah forget about any law enforcement chances. If it went to a judge with you winning the fight, you loose again. Judge throws book at you and then some. If cripple wins and still before a judge, odds are cripple gets victory verdict and you loose yet again. If you started or provoked the fight, even if you ended up beaten you still will have book thrown at you.
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