awww shorty
annnyway I have a couple scary moments
Me and my friend Josh were flying down a dirt road on my fourwheeler this month 2 years ago. The road turned into tar around a sharp corner and a bridge showed up out of nowhere. I tried to jump off and roll over the bridge but no luck me and my friend josh went flying over a 30 foot drop at 55 MPH into a very shallow river.. josh was face down with blood coming up from his face.. he had a broken nose, broken wrist & a large hole in his ear. My helmit fell off in mid air ( I think I remember it knicking off the bridge ) and I landed roughly on the rocks/water.. all I got was a minor concussion while josh had a major one and couldn't tell up from down.. needless to say I got a rediculous amount of Vicodin when I didn't need it
My second scariest moment happend about a month ago.. I went over to my friend Joe's house and he's like "I have a suprise for you".. he broke out some big fat lines of coke and some big fat lines of adderol (both make your heart beat and work as uppers)... I hadn't had anything to eat in a day and a half and the lines hit me like a ton of bricks.. we went to bring our friends girlfriend's to summer school (anything to help out our homies) & I felt my face and head start tingling over the numbness and before I knew it I couldn't speak or move my entire body.. My heart was beating faster than I imagined possible at least 5-10 beats a second. I knew I was dead, I was like yup.. finally OD'd you moron.. as I sat there and thought this is the day I die, my whole body vibrating and not functionable.. my friend joe is scared as shit... I actually felt myself slipping out of life and into death.. it's the scariest shit I've ever experienced.. I somehow made it inside his house and threw up, ate something, had another attack and slowly came back to normal.. This whole ordeal lasted about an hour. I never figured out if it was a Heart Attack, Stroke or a Seizure (everything but seizure is common in my family).. who knows.. theres a bunch of other times I should have died but didn't.. countless suicide attempts when I was young stupid and depressed.. I've come to the conclusion that I am immortal or lucky.. I sure as fuck should be dead by now
