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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
do what any self respecting 'merican would do.
shoot the both in the face, chop them up and bury their limbs, appendages, and heads in varying locations stretched out across your state, if you live near a stateline even better mixing cases up amongst jurisdiction ALWAYS buys you time.
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shooting is bloody stupid...
use this:
Get a hammer, hit her in the back of the head, and while she is feeling dizzy, get a knife and cut her head off.
cook the rest, and eat her
as for the lover boy, just... cut off all his fingers and his dick and let him live.
Do this only if:
a) your wife was perfectly sexually satisfied from you
b) you weren't cheating to her..