http://www.whiskeypants.com/Rudy%20R...g%20Monkey.mp3
This has gotta be the funniest thing I've ever heard. It's by a guy named Rudy Ray Moore. He's like a street pimp comic dude and this poem/joke is funnier than lit shit. It's a 7mb file but worth the d/load.
The transcript is on this page:
http://www.whiskeypants.com/article.asp?intArtID=6
It's almost as funny as the audio