Said it before and I'll say it again- I can't believe what a complete tailspin my kidding you over a ballgame, has sent you in to.
Judging from your crankiness today, I'm assuming your ass must still be a little sore from last night's reaming- so here's your pillow:
<img src="http://www.team-blankets.com/mlb/images/pillows/atlantabraves.jpg">