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Originally posted by garce
What great timing! I have just started a program where I pay 80% to all affiliates who send their girlfriends/wives over to lick my ass clean the morning after wing night (usually Thursdays).
I'll add an extra 10% for picking the toilet paper out of my ass hair with her teeth. Pretty much what you're looking for, right?
garce
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Wow... such wit and humor...for a 2 year old.