I'll go ahead and let you in on the secret. We don't. We just want you to buy us clothes and shoes and a big house and a fancy car and a maid and take us on fabulous vacations. We just pretend to make our own money and support ourselves long enough to get pregnant and trap you into marrying us, cause then we know we'll never have to work, earn a living, cook, clean, or have sex again- just take your charge cards and shop.
Please don't tell the other women I told you this.
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