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Deepundercover · 10-10-2003, 12:30 PM

I'm pitching the networks for a new TV show where nerdy nebishy Orthodox men like me get touched by a woman for the first time in months.

I had to pay $13:50 for the privilege today at Supercuts. One of the little-talked about side benefits of a haircut is when you get a woman who will let you rest your head in her bosom while she rubs your head and gives you a blowdry. Today's was so good I left a $2 tip and shelled out $55 for the anti-hair thinning cut, at 29% off, with the free follicle booster.

As I walked in my gate, a neighbor told me, "Nice lulav, Levi."

Many people say I have the firmest lulav in town, and a round ripe etrog filled with seeds. All Jews who would like to do a big mitzvah during this season of our joy are welcome to step inside my succah and I will guide you in how to say the blessing and how to most appropriately shake my lulav.

All Jews should have a rockin' Hoshanah Rabbah, a merry Shemini Atzeret and a drunk Simchat Torah.

And from now on, either address me as "My Moral Leader," or "The Hebrew Hammer."

10-10-2003, 12:30 PM
Deepundercover Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 312	Touched By A Woman I'm pitching the networks for a new TV show where nerdy nebishy Orthodox men like me get touched by a woman for the first time in months. I had to pay $13:50 for the privilege today at Supercuts. One of the little-talked about side benefits of a haircut is when you get a woman who will let you rest your head in her bosom while she rubs your head and gives you a blowdry. Today's was so good I left a $2 tip and shelled out $55 for the anti-hair thinning cut, at 29% off, with the free follicle booster. As I walked in my gate, a neighbor told me, "Nice lulav, Levi." Many people say I have the firmest lulav in town, and a round ripe etrog filled with seeds. All Jews who would like to do a big mitzvah during this season of our joy are welcome to step inside my succah and I will guide you in how to say the blessing and how to most appropriately shake my lulav. All Jews should have a rockin' Hoshanah Rabbah, a merry Shemini Atzeret and a drunk Simchat Torah. And from now on, either address me as "My Moral Leader," or "The Hebrew Hammer."