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Originally posted by Raven
1. shower
2. jerk off
3. shower
4. self inspection to make sure there aren't warts or herpes present - could ruin your night if she goes down on you. Pussy juice is acidic and could burn your pee pee
5. test for std
6. jerk off
7. shower again.
8. jerk off so you won't cum too fast.
9. shower and spray yourself with manly cologne.
Have fun.
Armani has some nice cologne.
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Haha, very nice.
But jerking off 3 times....Man thats a lot.
Its like spending your whole day just to get ready to get laid....