If you clicked this link expecting to see someone bash on spammers then you have come to the wrong place! Hey you little guys dont be fooled by these snake in the grass veterans complaining about spam! How do you think they pad thier fat pockets behind closed doors? SPAM thats how! The big companies have been getting rich of spam for years and preaching against it in public forums like this one and its time the secret is out. Lets face it, the adult internet is a dead horse raped repeatedly by the dinosaurs and left to die while you scrape to come to conventions and spend your kids college money on bullshit feeds of canadian skanks and empty tanning beds!.. Want to know why your little webcam site isnt even making enough to pay your hosting bills? Ask fucking Babenet! Oh..Wait.. they arent answering thier phones. Wonder why it costs you money to set up with third party billing now? Hmm.. Try getting Brian SHeister on the phone!.. Well fuck that.. We are here to teach you how to spam San Fran style with no work or learning on your part, just follow these easy steps and youll be be able to wrestle with the python without getting your pink bits caught in a vice. Our mailing solution with have you orgasming in your pants while you make the big time green! Here is how you WORK IT OUUUUTTT!
STEP ONE:
Close down your little site, youre gonna need the money to start up with us. Hey nothing is free.
STEP TWO:
Ask around a bit and find out who has sites you can spam. All the big players have some bogus front ends on bouncing ips you can mail to the front door. You just have to know who to contact. If you cant find one we can point you in the right direction.
STEP THREE:
Go thru your mail and get the porn spams and find out the ones that dont have broken images. View the HTML source and change the links from thier URLS to the ones you want to have clicked on. (FREE TIP: This eliminates you having to host any images and it will go on thier bandwidth bill! What the fuck, leave thier remove link on it. You dont really care about removes anyway)
STEP FOUR: Go to convention and take the money you were going to spend on content and buy an 8ball and hit the private room parties.. Fuck the players ball, those guys already know how to spam you need get started and believe me they wont help you. Anyway, keep hitting those room parties and be cool and party people up and another FREE TIP! Dont talk! Let them run thier mouths because they love it and wait until you hear the words "Processor list" most likely youll hear the words IBILL, CCBILL, or EPOCH along with them. You can pick up a good hot processor list for really cheap now since all these companies are loaded with underpaid over powered kids who sell shit out the back door like a Circuit City in Harlem! Watch out for fakes tho. Oh and make sure to avoid any one with the initials KB.. bad karma..and they will most likely do all your drugs ,try to fuck your girlfriend and then sue you.
STEP FIVE: Come home actully feeling like you got something accmplished for once. Wait for convention flu to wear off.
STEP SIX:
LEASE OUR SOFTWARE AND blast your way into the inbox of millions of paying customers over and over and over again!
NOW FOR WHAT YOUVE BEEN WAITING FOR! THE DETAILS OF OUR SOFTWARE:
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Our system is the only professional mailer for UNIX-based operating systems with user-friendly web-interface. Full support of all requirements that professional industrial mailer must have, here is just some short list of feauteres:
Full support of tags with any kind of randoms (random strings with letters, digits, mixed, words from the dictionary).
Substitution of random strings/urls from file.
Support of substitution name and any other unlimited parameters for each email from the database.
No limit for database sizes (even 10Gb databases will not be a problem).
Support of any type of email- html, txt and combined (outlook-like-style).
Support of any russian codepage (if u need this of course for planting spyware a la babenet)
Cryptmail support (if u need to organize high-end removal system)
Really highly-detailed and customizable logging system, even full SMTP log for each session.
SOCKS4, SOCKS5, HTTPS support with automatic update. When u are using our servers and/or shared accounts u don't even need to care about proxies - we'll do this work for u, proxies will be updated every one hour.
Support of randomization from, reply-to and sender from the file.
Support of the global blacklist file for the removal system.
Multithreading technology (U can start as many tasks as u need and set up their priority)
Clever work with SMTP HELO. System always tries to check PTR record for used proxy and using it for SMTP HELO (only if PTR record exists).
Proxy Blacklist checking ability (like SPEWS, RBL etc).
Support of unlimited attachments, stable work with html images (for both server and client sides).
Full English documentation and support.
Correct delivery to Hotmail, Yahoo, AOL etc.
Support via ICQ, Email, Phone
This is the only professional unix mailer on the market. U can send more than 10M messages per day from the one server using 8500 threads on it.
The main advantage of the system is that the only thing u need to do is just add the database, page code, and press start The system will send from our or from your server and u can "sit back and relax" (c). The speed of the mailing process depends on the quality of the servers & databases, but amounts of 10M letters per day is not a problem.
The system provides 2 versions of service - 1-st as a leased service and 2-nd as a end-user software. In the 1-st case u are getting shared account or dedicated server with pre-installed version of software and all questions and problems of system & proxy stability is our questions and problems, u are just sending Another advantage of this model that u don't need to cover full cost of the program, u are just paying some monthly fee (short price-list below).
Second case (model) is that u are buying the full software and u can install it on your server (one server per license of course, we'll make the installation for u for free), u can install your copy on our server or shared account (then you?ll get huge discount as an owner of the license + proxy updates and our hardware).
The difference between dedicated & shared accounts:
The software is working on threading technology (unix),meaning when u are starting more threads (more copies of the program in memory) u are getting more speed and more hardware resources will be used. Shared account is an account within our servers where u and some other clients (5-6 per server) will be installed (of course no one can access yyour files & tasks) and u are limited to the threads amount u have paid for. Standard account is 600 threads which allows u to send up to 1M per day. If u need more speed we can propose u dedicated servers (than your threads limit will depend only on ur hardware).
We don't have any BW limit on the shared accounts. Dedicated servers usually comes with 1000GB per month BW limit.
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You thought I was fucking around! No my friend, this is the real deal! Take control of your own destiny now because if you dont youll be back working on the chow line and all those images on your computer of your wife getting cornholed will be sitting on a shelf in the pawn shop.. Sorry for that image but i had to be vivid in my description. You want this software? Email us at
[email protected] before the big guys do (and trust me they will...) Oh and before anyone has the bright idea that we will steal your email list if you host it with us, forget about it genious we already have all the fucking lists..
C+D this motherfuckers!
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Years ago a very wise man taught me three important things
1. Everything is for sale
2. Some people complain while others make money
3. Never leave a dog chain within reach of someone you plan on robbing