Thread: Last time in Denny's!!! NASTY MOFOS!
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Old 10-11-2003, 08:27 AM  
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Originally posted by KRL
Wasn't at Denny's, but a roadside dinner type place.

Place wasn't too wonderful looking so I figured I'd be safe ordering a basic salad.

Get my salad. Start to shake some pepper on it and I see these little antenna's twitching out from undr the lettuce. I'm thinking what the fuck. I lift up the lettuce and there's a fucking little roach munching away on my salad.

Get up take the plate to the front where the manager is and said I got a serious problem with the ingredients you use to make your salads. He gives me a fucked up look like I'm some kind of nitty picky customer and says "sir we use all fresh ingredients and no one ever complains about our salads."

So I go well my damn salad is alive. Now he looks at me like I'm some kind of whacko. So I hand him a fork and say here take a bite and tell me what you think. So he grabs the plate and sticks the fork in right on the lettuce where the roach was under and the critter hauls ass and goes flying off the plate.

He apologized and said I could order anything on the menu and it would be on the house which I politely thanked him for but said no thanks.

FUCKING OWNED!
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