Jack wakes up one morning, his wife looks at him and immediately says:
Jack, you look terrible!
I do? But I FEEL GOOD!.
No, no Jack, honey! You better go to the doctor, you look really bad!
But I FEEL GOOD!
Jack ignores his wife and goes to work instead.
His boss notices him and like Jack's wife, immediately says:
Jack, you look terrible!
Hey man, I'm fine, I FEEL GOOD!
No Jack, you better go see the company doc and maybe he can find out what's wrong with you.
Reluctantly, Jack does as his boss says.
The doc looks at Jack and agrees with the others:
Jack, you look just awful!
But doc, I FEEL GOOD!
The doc examines Jack, leaves the room to confer with his med books. He returns:
Jack, after researching my med books and journals, I discovered what's wrong with you... Looks bad, feels good... Jack, you're a vagina.
Moral to this lame joke? Something doesn't have to look beautiful to feel beautiful, or make YOU feel beautiful.
to both!
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